OHHH MAH GAWD!!

A catchy title no? :P This post is dedicated to all wannabes out there. When the dictionary was made, or rather when english was made, it didn't come with terms and conditions. There are 3 kinds of people:

a) Who use proper english. Who actually start a sentence with a capital letter. Who put full stops after every line. Who right perfect!

b) Who use proper english but don't use punctuation marks. Who don't really care about making it look presentable, which according to me is acceptable.

c) Then there are these people, 'wannabes' twisting and turning and making crap out of a sentence or a word. It is like they literally raped the word.

I can't do anything but laugh at them. I mean PEOPLE! you have been given the gift of speaking english, please use it the way you normally do. But why would anyone listen to me ;-) . Only if people did, world would be so perfect that fairy tales would blush.

I should confess, i was a wannabe, maybe 20% wannabe. I never wrote obnoxious things though :) i merely wrote z after some words. Ok i accept that was stupid, but then we write what we see and what we hear.

After lots of contemplating, i realised these so called wannabes only try to show-off. Their means of showing off are usually social networking sites. HAHA at facebook! The chat has made them very famous.

Some common words used by wannabes and their description by me:

1) Lolzzzzzz- Wasn't Himesh Reshammiya enough, that you people had to come with extra zzzzzz. Probable they were inspired by Himesh, found him hot? NOT! Dude, its LOL!

2)Mah- i just want to ask them, WHY? is mah any cooler than my? afro-americans have that slang, you think you can copy them? Why not copy cooler stuff like their dance, their attitude, their dressing sense! Mah this Mah that! utter rubbish :| .

3)Yo- i would like to clear this, yo not as in yo wala yo! its the you wala yo. Another american accent copy. People won't get enough of this.

4) Gawd/Dawg- just a small interchange of letters and dawg becomes gawd. I wish such people could just vanish from Earth. Stupid people :P .

5)Lawl- okay, i don't understand one thing, when LOL was made to shorten laughing out loud, would lawl mean laughing and whining loud? I mean , slang to another abbreviation! WOW, height of joblessness it shows.

6)adding zzzzzz to every word that ends with s- like friendzzz, lifezzzz, sometimes even wowz! This doesnt seem enough for them, 'coz' they are so YO COOL man :P .

7)YAP/YO/Yups- favourite words for yes. I like Yo, okay sounds cool but when used in excess sounds very irritating.

8) ol- a small word used for another small word all. Next time they might want to shorten is to zzzz? Is that coming? :P

9)babezzzzz/ dudezzzz- zzzz again, their favourite! babeh! dude man! these are soo Cool man :P yes! ultra cool isn't it? Get over it people.

10)i dun noe- not even i dunno, its a cooler 3 word, I dun noe. Dun? Noe? is it too hard writing one letter more to make a perfect sentence? Lazy enough to push that small button provided to you? Remove that button now, you're misusing it :P .

These were just the words, now typical way of them speaking. When you meet them , you try running away as much as possible, but how far can you go? Eventually they catch you, suck your blood, leave you like you came with no brains. Their voice suddenly automatically becomes heavier, they walk like studs, and say Hey yaar,SUP? Oops! you're in deep trouble, you don't know what to say, thanks to samsung you can activate fake calling. Non-samsung users get a blow in their face, they can't do anything. Blah Blah aur kya chal raha hai, blah blah ye kiya wo kiya? blah blah. You just say i got to go and run away, run like a ninja.

Wannabes wear excessive cool stuff, like bands, piercings at awkward places, boring tattoos. I am not saying people with piercings and tattoos are wannabes, but definitely some wannabes have fake ones, and stupid ones, you realise that as soon as you seem them. They wear fake 'branded' t-shirts. Not to forget, their uber cool hairstyle! Nothing wrong in having a good hairtstyle, but over-doing it? Na :/ .

Too much about wannabes? Think again, are you one? Too cool to be one? Sudhar jao bacchon, abhi bhi time hai :D . Otherwise you'll end up talking like this:

I wanna be kewl mahn! I wanna talk shizzzz(shit) to mah friends. I wanna thenk yewww people , for making meh too populah(self obsessed)! Thenk yeww peeplezzz.Heppy reading to ol ov yeww. lolzzz. Buh-byezzzzzz. mwaahzzz.