Now you're wondering why such a topic? Simply because toilet humour is one of the best :D and I can go on and on and on about such humour. But today I'll restrict myself to 10 points only. More on such humour coming soon. :)
1) Read : Reading is the best passtime according to me. Take some newspapers in there, some magazines. Have a book collection just to the bathroom time, make a cupboard for books specially in the bathroom. Since you spend atleast half an hour a day in the toilet, read and read! You'll never know the time's passing so quickly.
2) TV on the go : Have an mobile internet 3g connection? Or a small tv you've never really cared about and it's lying untouched in the basement? Well then it's a good time to get it back and use it! If you have internet connection on your mobile then why not watch tv! Great idea isn't it? But keep in mind that costs as well :P. And the mobile shouldn't slip out of your hands, otherwise the flush will do it's work.
3) Facebooking : This point should've been on the top I feel. The instant reply to 'time pass' is always facebook. It seems facebook was invented to kill time in between your work. So if you have wifi connection or mobile internet connection, since you have that free time, logon to facebook and connect with your buddies.
P.S: Don't forget to write a status update, but don't mention where you are!
4) Stare : Do you have a big mirror on the wall in the toilet? Is it directly opposite your toilet pot? Since you can see yourself then, keep looking at yourself and I am 100% sure you'll discover something about yourself. If not that, you'll definitely wonder how the hairstyle has been looking on you, or how many spots you have etc etc. Well it's a great way to ponder over your shortcomings.
5) Gaming : A great way to exercise your gaming skills, carry your mobile phone/music player/psp or other portable gaming devices and start the journey! It's very interesting, because you'll never really get to know when you're done pottying. Plus you'll also learn some new move, or reach a new level. If you don't have a gaming device, go get one!
6) Shave : OK people, don't frown upon this one. Yes it's true guys have to shave but they don't. So for the guys it's a great time to shave, since you're only sitting on the pot and waiting for it to get over. AH! save your time and shave and look more sophisticated! :P
7) Write a blog post : Carry your laptop in the toilet, it's not a big deal. Okay, if you have a tablet then carry that no problem. Open blogger and start blogging, blog about how much fun it is to poop at that time of that day, how much relief it brings you, where it's constipation or loose. Whatever! write just about anything, you know it'll attract people because disgusting things are just funny!
8) Tweet : Twitter is an evergrowing networking site. Feeling sad in the toilet? Tweet. Feeling bored? Tweet. Happy? tweet. Angry? tweet. Tired? Tweet. Obviously you would be tired. After all shitting is not an easy task. ;)
9) Ponder : Think about how your life could've been had you done that? How you would have ended up had to taken that path? How you ended up in the toilet when you had to do some work? Why this toilet is so small? Why am I thinking about toilets only? Why is there no landline phone in the toilet? Why does the toilet stink so much? WHY? HOW? WHEN? WHERE? WHAT? yea just keep asking yourself.
10) Take your music instrument inside : last but not the least, you can always practise the instrument you like to play. If not that, then listen to songs you like. Atleast I do that sometimes. Though I wish I could take my drums inside. But nevermind, I know people who take guitar inside and practise. :D It's worth the time.
Few stupid ones, few true ones, few just lame ones. But all can be used to pass time when you're alone in a commode. Enjoy then :D
1) Read : Reading is the best passtime according to me. Take some newspapers in there, some magazines. Have a book collection just to the bathroom time, make a cupboard for books specially in the bathroom. Since you spend atleast half an hour a day in the toilet, read and read! You'll never know the time's passing so quickly.
2) TV on the go : Have an mobile internet 3g connection? Or a small tv you've never really cared about and it's lying untouched in the basement? Well then it's a good time to get it back and use it! If you have internet connection on your mobile then why not watch tv! Great idea isn't it? But keep in mind that costs as well :P. And the mobile shouldn't slip out of your hands, otherwise the flush will do it's work.
3) Facebooking : This point should've been on the top I feel. The instant reply to 'time pass' is always facebook. It seems facebook was invented to kill time in between your work. So if you have wifi connection or mobile internet connection, since you have that free time, logon to facebook and connect with your buddies.
P.S: Don't forget to write a status update, but don't mention where you are!
4) Stare : Do you have a big mirror on the wall in the toilet? Is it directly opposite your toilet pot? Since you can see yourself then, keep looking at yourself and I am 100% sure you'll discover something about yourself. If not that, you'll definitely wonder how the hairstyle has been looking on you, or how many spots you have etc etc. Well it's a great way to ponder over your shortcomings.
5) Gaming : A great way to exercise your gaming skills, carry your mobile phone/music player/psp or other portable gaming devices and start the journey! It's very interesting, because you'll never really get to know when you're done pottying. Plus you'll also learn some new move, or reach a new level. If you don't have a gaming device, go get one!
6) Shave : OK people, don't frown upon this one. Yes it's true guys have to shave but they don't. So for the guys it's a great time to shave, since you're only sitting on the pot and waiting for it to get over. AH! save your time and shave and look more sophisticated! :P
7) Write a blog post : Carry your laptop in the toilet, it's not a big deal. Okay, if you have a tablet then carry that no problem. Open blogger and start blogging, blog about how much fun it is to poop at that time of that day, how much relief it brings you, where it's constipation or loose. Whatever! write just about anything, you know it'll attract people because disgusting things are just funny!
8) Tweet : Twitter is an evergrowing networking site. Feeling sad in the toilet? Tweet. Feeling bored? Tweet. Happy? tweet. Angry? tweet. Tired? Tweet. Obviously you would be tired. After all shitting is not an easy task. ;)
9) Ponder : Think about how your life could've been had you done that? How you would have ended up had to taken that path? How you ended up in the toilet when you had to do some work? Why this toilet is so small? Why am I thinking about toilets only? Why is there no landline phone in the toilet? Why does the toilet stink so much? WHY? HOW? WHEN? WHERE? WHAT? yea just keep asking yourself.
10) Take your music instrument inside : last but not the least, you can always practise the instrument you like to play. If not that, then listen to songs you like. Atleast I do that sometimes. Though I wish I could take my drums inside. But nevermind, I know people who take guitar inside and practise. :D It's worth the time.
Few stupid ones, few true ones, few just lame ones. But all can be used to pass time when you're alone in a commode. Enjoy then :D
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